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The Top 9 Ways to Celebrate Star Trek's 40th Birthday

9> Somebody get Gary Seven on the line, it's time to par-tay like it's 1969!

8> Decorate your mom's basement with Enterprise blueprints.

7> Resubmit your script for the 19th-century pre-prequel pilot about Chekov's aristocratic ancestors,"Tsar Trek."

6> Have Lieutenant Uhura, Yeoman Rand, Counselor Troi, Lieutenant Yar, Seven of Nine and Lieutenant-Commander Dax compete in a mud-wrestling championship. (Whoo hoo !!!!)

5> Put Mom on notice that if the party gets a bit crazy she might have to get food-fight fluffernutter sandwich residue out of your Starfleet uniform tomorrow.

4> Star Trek is 40? Then when the hell were the Eugenic Wars?

3> Have an Orion slave girl jump out of a warp core.

2> Throw caution to the wind and have a Jim Kirk/Janice Rand fantasy reenactment in the bedroom.

and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate Star Trek's 40th Birthday...

1> Proudly display the new restraining order from Jolene Blalock next to the ones from Jeri Ryan, Terry Farrell, Marina Sirtis and Nichelle Nichols.
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