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patgundThe Top 9 Ways to Celebrate Star Trek's 40th Birthday
9> Somebody get Gary Seven on the line, it's time to par-tay like it's 1969!
8> Decorate your mom's basement with Enterprise blueprints.
7> Resubmit your script for the 19th-century pre-prequel pilot about Chekov's aristocratic ancestors,"Tsar Trek."
6> Have Lieutenant Uhura, Yeoman Rand, Counselor Troi, Lieutenant Yar, Seven of Nine and Lieutenant-Commander Dax compete in a mud-wrestling championship. (Whoo hoo !!!!)
5> Put Mom on notice that if the party gets a bit crazy she might have to get food-fight fluffernutter sandwich residue out of your Starfleet uniform tomorrow.
4> Star Trek is 40? Then when the hell were the Eugenic Wars?
3> Have an Orion slave girl jump out of a warp core.
2> Throw caution to the wind and have a Jim Kirk/Janice Rand fantasy reenactment in the bedroom.
and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate Star Trek's 40th Birthday...
1> Proudly display the new restraining order from Jolene Blalock next to the ones from Jeri Ryan, Terry Farrell, Marina Sirtis and Nichelle Nichols.
9> Somebody get Gary Seven on the line, it's time to par-tay like it's 1969!
8> Decorate your mom's basement with Enterprise blueprints.
7> Resubmit your script for the 19th-century pre-prequel pilot about Chekov's aristocratic ancestors,"Tsar Trek."
6> Have Lieutenant Uhura, Yeoman Rand, Counselor Troi, Lieutenant Yar, Seven of Nine and Lieutenant-Commander Dax compete in a mud-wrestling championship. (Whoo hoo !!!!)
5> Put Mom on notice that if the party gets a bit crazy she might have to get food-fight fluffernutter sandwich residue out of your Starfleet uniform tomorrow.
4> Star Trek is 40? Then when the hell were the Eugenic Wars?
3> Have an Orion slave girl jump out of a warp core.
2> Throw caution to the wind and have a Jim Kirk/Janice Rand fantasy reenactment in the bedroom.
and the Number 1 Way to Celebrate Star Trek's 40th Birthday...
1> Proudly display the new restraining order from Jolene Blalock next to the ones from Jeri Ryan, Terry Farrell, Marina Sirtis and Nichelle Nichols.
