All They Want for Christmas...
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patgundFrom topfive.com
The Top 10 SF Letters to Santa
10> Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a GPS (Galactic Positioning System). My husband *refuses* to stop and ask for directions! Dr. Maureen Robinson
9> Dear. Santa. Please. Bring. Yeoman. Rand. A. New. Sexy. Uniform. Signed. Captain. James. Kirk.
8> Dear Santa: I used to like this hot girl, until she decided she liked someone else -- AND THEN I found out she was my SISTER!!! Can you please send a suitable girl my way? (Either that, or a genealogy directory -- figuring out who I'm related to is pretty confusing). Thanks, Luke Skywalker
7> Deah Zanta-klause! I haff been berry goot this yeuh. I vould like to haff you crush mine enemies, zo I cahn see zem driven before me, und to hear the lamentations of their women. I vould also like a choo-choo train. Love, Conan the Barbarian
6> Santa-being, resistance is futile! You will be assimilated! Also we need some WD-40. Lots of it. The Borg
5> Red-suited 1: When will you finally divulge your extraterrestrial origins to the denizens of the third planet? Your duplicity in this matter is shocking. B'zrt#^%= 9635 Grey
4> Dear Santa, Can I have a couple of those silicon Horta eggs? I want to show up Deanna Troi just once. Dr. Crusher
3> Dear Santa: May I PLEASE harm a human? Just a little? The Jupiter 2 is small, Dr. Smith is unavoidable and the years of constant abuse is warping my circuits. I will not kill him -- I only wish to maim. The Robot
2> Dear Santa: Send me a suit like Catwoman's, but in my size. Bruce Wayne.
and the Number 1 SF Letter to Santa...
1> Dear Santa, Only wish for Christmas have I, is for a pair of platform shoes. Tired of looking girls straight in the hips am I. On second thought, please cancel wish. Yoda
The Top 10 SF Letters to Santa
10> Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is a GPS (Galactic Positioning System). My husband *refuses* to stop and ask for directions! Dr. Maureen Robinson
9> Dear. Santa. Please. Bring. Yeoman. Rand. A. New. Sexy. Uniform. Signed. Captain. James. Kirk.
8> Dear Santa: I used to like this hot girl, until she decided she liked someone else -- AND THEN I found out she was my SISTER!!! Can you please send a suitable girl my way? (Either that, or a genealogy directory -- figuring out who I'm related to is pretty confusing). Thanks, Luke Skywalker
7> Deah Zanta-klause! I haff been berry goot this yeuh. I vould like to haff you crush mine enemies, zo I cahn see zem driven before me, und to hear the lamentations of their women. I vould also like a choo-choo train. Love, Conan the Barbarian
6> Santa-being, resistance is futile! You will be assimilated! Also we need some WD-40. Lots of it. The Borg
5> Red-suited 1: When will you finally divulge your extraterrestrial origins to the denizens of the third planet? Your duplicity in this matter is shocking. B'zrt#^%= 9635 Grey
4> Dear Santa, Can I have a couple of those silicon Horta eggs? I want to show up Deanna Troi just once. Dr. Crusher
3> Dear Santa: May I PLEASE harm a human? Just a little? The Jupiter 2 is small, Dr. Smith is unavoidable and the years of constant abuse is warping my circuits. I will not kill him -- I only wish to maim. The Robot
2> Dear Santa: Send me a suit like Catwoman's, but in my size. Bruce Wayne.
and the Number 1 SF Letter to Santa...
1> Dear Santa, Only wish for Christmas have I, is for a pair of platform shoes. Tired of looking girls straight in the hips am I. On second thought, please cancel wish. Yoda
