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10. You have more crystals in your house than furniture.
9. The image of the Goddess on your altar is the latest Barbie Doll.
8. You have pink satin pentagram pillows all over your house
7. You greet fellow pagans with "Rainbow Bright-Blessings!"
6. Your Tarot cards have pictures of Puppies and Kittens on the back side. (The Lisa Frank Tarot??)
5. You use your Majorette Twirling Baton as your athame.
4. You have a stuffed "Fenris Wolf" plush toy on your bed.
3. You continuously toss your head and shriek "Oh, my Goddess!"
2. You think that "C & A" stands for "Cookies and Apple Juice."
1. Instead of ritually invoking the God and Goddess. you invoke Barney and Baby Bop.
10. You have more crystals in your house than furniture.
9. The image of the Goddess on your altar is the latest Barbie Doll.
8. You have pink satin pentagram pillows all over your house
7. You greet fellow pagans with "Rainbow Bright-Blessings!"
6. Your Tarot cards have pictures of Puppies and Kittens on the back side. (The Lisa Frank Tarot??)
5. You use your Majorette Twirling Baton as your athame.
4. You have a stuffed "Fenris Wolf" plush toy on your bed.
3. You continuously toss your head and shriek "Oh, my Goddess!"
2. You think that "C & A" stands for "Cookies and Apple Juice."
1. Instead of ritually invoking the God and Goddess. you invoke Barney and Baby Bop.
