Modern Psychology Christmas Carols

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Taken from the SCA Chirurgeon's list

Modern Psycholgy Christmas Carols

* Schizophrenia: Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?
* Amnesia: I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas
* Narcissistic: Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* Manic: Deck The Halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and...
* Multiple Personality Disorder: We Three Queens Disoriented Are
* Paranoid: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us
* Borderline Personality Disorder: You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why
* Antisocial Personality Disorder: Roasting You On an Open Fire
* Obsessive Compulsive Disorder: Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, (Did I Jingle Bells??), Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells (Or Santa Won't Come!!)
* Agoraphobia: I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House
* Senile Dementia: Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe
* Oppositional Defiant Disorder: NO! YOU Have a Merry ****ing Christmas!
* Conduct Disorder: I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House
* Social Anxiety Disorder: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate
* Attention Deficit Disorder: We Wish You...Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

(Note, list is posted for humour values, not to offend)