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[patgund]

loli_cat challenges patgund to prove their sophistication. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch loli_cat fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch patgund fight patgund produces a pocket pun of such sophistication that loli_cat is reduced to tears. loli_cat has been defeated by patgund However the comotion has awoken loli_cat's parent belinka belinka challenges patgund to a test of speed. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch belinka fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch patgund fight patgund is faster than a speeding bullet, belinka is faster than a speeding bucket. patgund wins. belinka has been defeated by patgund However the comotion has awoken belinka's parent dollface dollface challenges patgund on a matter of ambiguity. COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch dollface fight COMBAT CARDS 2.1 watch patgund fight dollface defeats patgund in a suitably ambiguous way SORRY GAME OVER PATGUND SCORED: 2/19 (11%)