Loyalty Day....
May. 1st, 2007 11:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundI was chatting with a friend of mine about this press release from the White House about today being Loyalty Day
Him: "How does one celebrate "Loyalty Day" anyway?? You don't see hallmark cards or sales at WalMart for it?
Me: "Traditionally, Laura Bush and Condi Rice dance naked around the White House may pole, (symbolizing the erect phallus of Dick Chaney), to restore fertility to the land."
Him: "Ewwww....."
Me: "Later, at sundown, select members of the liberal media are ritually sacrificed by burning them in a giant wicker elephant, as an offering to the God and Goddess Ronnie and Nancy."
Him: "Pinky, you scare me"
Him: "How does one celebrate "Loyalty Day" anyway?? You don't see hallmark cards or sales at WalMart for it?
Me: "Traditionally, Laura Bush and Condi Rice dance naked around the White House may pole, (symbolizing the erect phallus of Dick Chaney), to restore fertility to the land."
Him: "Ewwww....."
Me: "Later, at sundown, select members of the liberal media are ritually sacrificed by burning them in a giant wicker elephant, as an offering to the God and Goddess Ronnie and Nancy."
Him: "Pinky, you scare me"
