CoffeeGund????
May. 8th, 2007 01:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundOkay, those who know me know I HATE coffee. Nothing that smells that good should taste that horrid.
Seattle seems to give off some strange radiation. Forcing people to drink cups and cups of the vile stuff. This explains Starbucks. Indeed, deep inside Starbucks first store is more than likely some strange eldritch object, vibrating like a caffinated elder sign, sending off wave upon wave of coffee energy, forcing people to drink the stuff. The stars in their logo more than likely transmitts it to other stores, but not at the same level that the mother store does.
How ELSE do you explain the fact that, while at Maximillien-In-The-Market, I drank TWO cups of the stuff????
*twitch*
Seattle seems to give off some strange radiation. Forcing people to drink cups and cups of the vile stuff. This explains Starbucks. Indeed, deep inside Starbucks first store is more than likely some strange eldritch object, vibrating like a caffinated elder sign, sending off wave upon wave of coffee energy, forcing people to drink the stuff. The stars in their logo more than likely transmitts it to other stores, but not at the same level that the mother store does.
How ELSE do you explain the fact that, while at Maximillien-In-The-Market, I drank TWO cups of the stuff????
*twitch*
