Huh????? What????
Jul. 6th, 2007 12:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundSent to me by a friend. Would someone please try and figure this one out??
http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/w4m/366823410.html
"single white unicorn iso THE CRYSTAL GATE - 28
Are you out there? I've posted on here a few times, and I've gotten a lot of great responses from gleaming spires, colorful minarets, and even a few awesome rundown old fences. Good luck to you all! I know that what you're looking for is out there and you are all going to find it.
I'm reposting this ad in the hopes that I will actually find THE CRYSTAL GATE. I'm not here for casual sex (this is NOT the ho train), although unicorns are a fantastic animal - in bed. I envision us meeting up, maybe for lunch or coffee. We maybe go for a walk in a virgin forest and find a waterfall. After we've gotten to know each other quite well, we can find a ley line or at least an abandoned crossroad and I can enter you. Once there you can imagine the possibilities...
I'm not picky about what sorts of crystal - you can be beryl, quartz, citrine, amethyst, whatever. But I do want to reiterate here that I am only seeking THE CRYSTAL GATE. I know I sound really picky, but please do not respond if you are not THE CRYSTAL GATE.
Serious responses only, please
May Winged Serpents Speed Thee to Thy Enviable Fate
Location: port townsend
http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/w4m/366823410.html
"single white unicorn iso THE CRYSTAL GATE - 28
Are you out there? I've posted on here a few times, and I've gotten a lot of great responses from gleaming spires, colorful minarets, and even a few awesome rundown old fences. Good luck to you all! I know that what you're looking for is out there and you are all going to find it.
I'm reposting this ad in the hopes that I will actually find THE CRYSTAL GATE. I'm not here for casual sex (this is NOT the ho train), although unicorns are a fantastic animal - in bed. I envision us meeting up, maybe for lunch or coffee. We maybe go for a walk in a virgin forest and find a waterfall. After we've gotten to know each other quite well, we can find a ley line or at least an abandoned crossroad and I can enter you. Once there you can imagine the possibilities...
I'm not picky about what sorts of crystal - you can be beryl, quartz, citrine, amethyst, whatever. But I do want to reiterate here that I am only seeking THE CRYSTAL GATE. I know I sound really picky, but please do not respond if you are not THE CRYSTAL GATE.
Serious responses only, please
May Winged Serpents Speed Thee to Thy Enviable Fate
Location: port townsend
