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fionnbharro posted a link (and sample quotes) from the site "Fundies Say the Darndest Things!"
I will give them credit, they take potshots at fundementalists of ALL faiths. But wow, a special kind of crazy.
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
"I know a lot of people who are atheists....and I know a lot of them are single parents who like to bring home men/women when their children are in the house and do certain things with them and send them away....these children see this behavior and think since their parents are doing it...it must be alright for me to do it.....makes me very sad..."
"Jesus offends non-believers for the same reason they are offended by puppies, young children, and baby kittens. Because they are so full of hatred that they can no longer think clearly."
"I have seen atheist churches, so I have empirical evidence to leads me to view it as a religion."
"Penn and Teller are a team of popular magicians who, in addition to having a successful Las Vegas show, produce and star in a television program, whose name is too vulgar to be ethically reproduced here, dedicated to subtly propagating the homosexual agenda. Penn and Teller are themselves obvious homosexuals, and their message is invariably immoral and anti-American, emphasizing sexual perversion and liberal propaganda. "
"I don't seem to favour a mandrassa, I favour a school that teaches facts of importance, like "if you follow Jesus you will not perish eternally", not brushing them under the carpet, like the state schools in both the UK and the US do."
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"
"... why have jews been thrown out of so many countries? I would love to see you try to make a case that they were innocent victims every single time!"
"How do Fossils count as evidence for Evolution. There are a bunch of bones in the dirt! There is no fossil record. There are no missing links there are bunch of bones of deads animals in the dirt."
"God made Woman from mans riblets. Since the making of woman, the talking snakes have had free range. Care not about education in blashemy, welfare handouts, liberality and science. They are all the playground of Satan"
"How is that all Jews have been circumcising themselves and their children for over 5,000 years---and if we go by the “Bugs Bunny Evolution Chart” printed in all of the college textbooks, it would be well over 40,000 years---and yet none of them can ever “acquire” the “inherited characteristic?” Wouldn’t you think that ONE offspring would get the “message” in 40,000 years? They don’t. They are ALL born uncircumsized."
"I just think that our nation ought to revise its laws in order to prohibit women from dressing in a revealing manner. They shouldn't show any leg (certainly not above the knee!) and they shouldn't reveal any cleavage. If I wasn't a man subject to his natural desires, I would feel sick to my stomach every time I saw a lady dressed in an ungodly manner."
"Only a total, idiotic and uneducated Christian, Republican, right-wing, conservative, brainwashed, sheep would spell those VERY simple words, places and names wrong. That is what happens when your brain is turned to mush by religion and bigoted, sexist and hate-filled propaganda. One loses the ability to think, reason or even to conjure enough sense to look a word up before you type it out stupidly for the world to see.
We need to eliminate religion, banish the Republican party, demolish the right-wing movement, impeach Bush, bring-down ALL forms of government, abolish laws, phase out the military, police and all other "law enforcement" agencies, refuse to work and pay taxes to greedy politicians, stop driving motorized vehicles and stop feeding the oil-blood-war machine, go back to nature, live off the land and herbs, stop drugging ourselves for diseases that don't even exist just so doctors, drug companies and hospitals can make millions off us every year, refuse to pay our bills that keep the evil corporations spear-heading our lives, squash the well worn out and tired, archaic notion that god is male, get back to GODDESS worship which was ancient people lives LONG before religion opressed everyone, get men out of positions of religious power, put women BACK in that place where they held the crown before male-based religions came along and tried to hold back women in power by calling them "witches" and then burning, hanging, crushing, drowning, stoneing, torturing and beating them to death, make birth control as available as air, PROMOTE abortions so we can STOP over-populating and forcing rape and incest victims to give birth to deformed, grotesque beasts, promote women to experiment and embrace lesbian sexuality and teach that women DO NOT need men to be happy or orgasm, and make men understand their place is to secure and serve the needs of women that are inheritants of the MOTHER GODDESS. God created women first, not men."
{"In a thread about a Christian vandalising an Atheist's yard} I would actually just call it even. Sure, the Christians may have vandalized the atheist's physical landscape, but for the past 30+ years atheists have been vandalizing the spiritual landscape of the mother country, the United States of America, the bountiful fruited plain that Jesus so valiantly died and rose again into the spacious skies for. "
"I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc."
"Although, I would not waste my time reading at all from the NIV, NASB, NKJV or any other Alexandrian based English Version, they do contain the gospel which is what ALL men everywhere are saved by and nothing else, OT or NT. However, if you wish to understand prophecy and other deep mysteries of the Bible, you need a text that has not been corrupted. IN English, that is the KJV. If you wish to grow in the doctrines of the Bible, you need a pure word that will lead in you in the paths of righteousness which means again, you need a pure text."
"No Debating
Teens-4-Christ is not a 'debate' site. You will not change our minds, do not try. A quick read of Romans 1 will show that those who debate are in the company of adulterers, sodomites and murderers. Therefore, debating will not be allowed."
"If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right."
"The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.
It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."
fionnbharro posted a link (and sample quotes) from the site "Fundies Say the Darndest Things!"I will give them credit, they take potshots at fundementalists of ALL faiths. But wow, a special kind of crazy.
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."
"I know a lot of people who are atheists....and I know a lot of them are single parents who like to bring home men/women when their children are in the house and do certain things with them and send them away....these children see this behavior and think since their parents are doing it...it must be alright for me to do it.....makes me very sad..."
"Jesus offends non-believers for the same reason they are offended by puppies, young children, and baby kittens. Because they are so full of hatred that they can no longer think clearly."
"I have seen atheist churches, so I have empirical evidence to leads me to view it as a religion."
"Penn and Teller are a team of popular magicians who, in addition to having a successful Las Vegas show, produce and star in a television program, whose name is too vulgar to be ethically reproduced here, dedicated to subtly propagating the homosexual agenda. Penn and Teller are themselves obvious homosexuals, and their message is invariably immoral and anti-American, emphasizing sexual perversion and liberal propaganda. "
"I don't seem to favour a mandrassa, I favour a school that teaches facts of importance, like "if you follow Jesus you will not perish eternally", not brushing them under the carpet, like the state schools in both the UK and the US do."
"I am a bit troubled. I believe my son has a girlfriend, because she left a dirty magazine with men in it under his bed. My son is only 16 and I really don't think he's ready to date yet. What's worse is that he's sneaking some girl to his room behind my back. I need help, God! I want my son to stop being so secretive!"
"... why have jews been thrown out of so many countries? I would love to see you try to make a case that they were innocent victims every single time!"
"How do Fossils count as evidence for Evolution. There are a bunch of bones in the dirt! There is no fossil record. There are no missing links there are bunch of bones of deads animals in the dirt."
"God made Woman from mans riblets. Since the making of woman, the talking snakes have had free range. Care not about education in blashemy, welfare handouts, liberality and science. They are all the playground of Satan"
"How is that all Jews have been circumcising themselves and their children for over 5,000 years---and if we go by the “Bugs Bunny Evolution Chart” printed in all of the college textbooks, it would be well over 40,000 years---and yet none of them can ever “acquire” the “inherited characteristic?” Wouldn’t you think that ONE offspring would get the “message” in 40,000 years? They don’t. They are ALL born uncircumsized."
"I just think that our nation ought to revise its laws in order to prohibit women from dressing in a revealing manner. They shouldn't show any leg (certainly not above the knee!) and they shouldn't reveal any cleavage. If I wasn't a man subject to his natural desires, I would feel sick to my stomach every time I saw a lady dressed in an ungodly manner."
"Only a total, idiotic and uneducated Christian, Republican, right-wing, conservative, brainwashed, sheep would spell those VERY simple words, places and names wrong. That is what happens when your brain is turned to mush by religion and bigoted, sexist and hate-filled propaganda. One loses the ability to think, reason or even to conjure enough sense to look a word up before you type it out stupidly for the world to see.
We need to eliminate religion, banish the Republican party, demolish the right-wing movement, impeach Bush, bring-down ALL forms of government, abolish laws, phase out the military, police and all other "law enforcement" agencies, refuse to work and pay taxes to greedy politicians, stop driving motorized vehicles and stop feeding the oil-blood-war machine, go back to nature, live off the land and herbs, stop drugging ourselves for diseases that don't even exist just so doctors, drug companies and hospitals can make millions off us every year, refuse to pay our bills that keep the evil corporations spear-heading our lives, squash the well worn out and tired, archaic notion that god is male, get back to GODDESS worship which was ancient people lives LONG before religion opressed everyone, get men out of positions of religious power, put women BACK in that place where they held the crown before male-based religions came along and tried to hold back women in power by calling them "witches" and then burning, hanging, crushing, drowning, stoneing, torturing and beating them to death, make birth control as available as air, PROMOTE abortions so we can STOP over-populating and forcing rape and incest victims to give birth to deformed, grotesque beasts, promote women to experiment and embrace lesbian sexuality and teach that women DO NOT need men to be happy or orgasm, and make men understand their place is to secure and serve the needs of women that are inheritants of the MOTHER GODDESS. God created women first, not men."
{"In a thread about a Christian vandalising an Atheist's yard} I would actually just call it even. Sure, the Christians may have vandalized the atheist's physical landscape, but for the past 30+ years atheists have been vandalizing the spiritual landscape of the mother country, the United States of America, the bountiful fruited plain that Jesus so valiantly died and rose again into the spacious skies for. "
"I honestly don't care about your rights. If it were up to me, all Atheists would be burnt at the stake and or cast into a river with weights tied to their ankles and or placed before the firing squad, etc etc etc."
"Although, I would not waste my time reading at all from the NIV, NASB, NKJV or any other Alexandrian based English Version, they do contain the gospel which is what ALL men everywhere are saved by and nothing else, OT or NT. However, if you wish to understand prophecy and other deep mysteries of the Bible, you need a text that has not been corrupted. IN English, that is the KJV. If you wish to grow in the doctrines of the Bible, you need a pure word that will lead in you in the paths of righteousness which means again, you need a pure text."
"No Debating
Teens-4-Christ is not a 'debate' site. You will not change our minds, do not try. A quick read of Romans 1 will show that those who debate are in the company of adulterers, sodomites and murderers. Therefore, debating will not be allowed."
"If your original Hebrew disagrees with my original King James --- your original Hebrew is wrong. If your original Hebrew agrees with my original King James, your original Hebrew is right."
"The only thing I don't like about them is they sell foreign language versions of the KJB. I don't think that's right. We know the only true translation is the 1600's version in English.
It's too risky for anybody to translate that into other languages. Mistakes can creep in... and that can lead to heresy. True Christians should only read English."
