Observation......

[patgund]

You do know that, as I type this, some fanficcer is hunched over a keyboard, madly typing away an angst-ridden scene in which Harry finds out that his father James was the child of Grindelwald and Dumbledore, borne by Dumbledore out of love and Grindelwald's tender casting of an mpreg spell during the heat of their passion.....and that only some Mary Sue / Gary Stu / Draco Malfoy can ease the pain of this self-discovery.

Excuse me, I need to throw up now.