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"Upon arrival in Whitby, all goths are obliged to try on the Sorting Boot, which sorts them into their various houses.
House RAVENCLIQUE is composed entirely of agonisingly pretty goths who are dressed immaculately. They are far too pretty to talk to you or anyone other than fellow members of House Ravenclique, assuming they aren't engaging in one of their lengthy feline blanking exchanges.
House GOFFINDOR is composed of happy bouncy goffs and is the largest house.
House RUFFNGRUFF is where the snarly spiky goffs with lots of piercings go. They look all savage but are v. nice really. A lot of them have long coats, impressive vehicles, and/or tattoos.
Members of House SHAGGERIN are dipped in sleaze before being allowed out. They are motivated entirely by the desire to hump goffs or to be humped by them. Gender is very rarely an issue."
cavalorn, as reposted on metaquotes wins the interwebz......"Upon arrival in Whitby, all goths are obliged to try on the Sorting Boot, which sorts them into their various houses.
House RAVENCLIQUE is composed entirely of agonisingly pretty goths who are dressed immaculately. They are far too pretty to talk to you or anyone other than fellow members of House Ravenclique, assuming they aren't engaging in one of their lengthy feline blanking exchanges.
House GOFFINDOR is composed of happy bouncy goffs and is the largest house.
House RUFFNGRUFF is where the snarly spiky goffs with lots of piercings go. They look all savage but are v. nice really. A lot of them have long coats, impressive vehicles, and/or tattoos.
Members of House SHAGGERIN are dipped in sleaze before being allowed out. They are motivated entirely by the desire to hump goffs or to be humped by them. Gender is very rarely an issue."
