Pacific Northwet
Apr. 13th, 2008 04:03 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundYesterday the mythical giant yellow ball of heat and light made it's appearence in the skys over Seattle, stampeding cattle, scaring children, sparking cries of terror and fear from the over-caffinated population.
Burnt offerings were made at Starbucks, (oh, wait, that's their normal coffee roast, never mind) in hopes that the giant ball and it's robes of blue would be driven from the skies. The prayers and sacrifices worked, and today Seattle returned to it's usual gray and drizzly self.
Burnt offerings were made at Starbucks, (oh, wait, that's their normal coffee roast, never mind) in hopes that the giant ball and it's robes of blue would be driven from the skies. The prayers and sacrifices worked, and today Seattle returned to it's usual gray and drizzly self.
