Letter to Former Insurance Company
Jul. 8th, 2008 09:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundDear BlueShield of California -
You think by now you will have noticed that neither I or my daughter live in California, (something to do with the fact you're sending mail to my Washington address). You should have also noticed I CANCELED our coverage in Jan, 2008. I even have letters from you stating and confirming cancelation of coverage.
So that being said, I don't know which I find more stupid? The constant emails and letters asking me to either renew my coverage with BlueShield of California, or asking me to rate your services, (trust me, you don't want to go there)?? Or the letters that demand payment for premiums that haven't been paid in months BECAUSE I CANCELED YOUR WORTHLESS ASS!!!!
There's an old joke that the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. In the case of your company, it's more like the left hand is painting pictures of fuzzy bunnies and unicorns while picking flowers and petting puppies and babies. Meanwhile the right hand is throwing nuns into traffic, punching babies in the face and stealing their candy, and sexually assualting chinchillas live on stage at the PTL club.
And no, I don't want coverage with your Washington tentacle either.
You think by now you will have noticed that neither I or my daughter live in California, (something to do with the fact you're sending mail to my Washington address). You should have also noticed I CANCELED our coverage in Jan, 2008. I even have letters from you stating and confirming cancelation of coverage.
So that being said, I don't know which I find more stupid? The constant emails and letters asking me to either renew my coverage with BlueShield of California, or asking me to rate your services, (trust me, you don't want to go there)?? Or the letters that demand payment for premiums that haven't been paid in months BECAUSE I CANCELED YOUR WORTHLESS ASS!!!!
There's an old joke that the right hand doesn't know what the left hand is doing. In the case of your company, it's more like the left hand is painting pictures of fuzzy bunnies and unicorns while picking flowers and petting puppies and babies. Meanwhile the right hand is throwing nuns into traffic, punching babies in the face and stealing their candy, and sexually assualting chinchillas live on stage at the PTL club.
And no, I don't want coverage with your Washington tentacle either.
