Note to cough
Jan. 3rd, 2009 08:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundLook you
We're now on week FIVE of this damned thing. Fine, dandy, I no longer sound like a muppet, but it doesn't change the whole "coughing until you bruise the diaphram and destroy my appitite.
And for what? The occasional bit of gunk??
No more. The codeine didn't do a blessed thing. So I got the stuff that almost beat you to a standstill last week:
See that? It's the stuff I have to fight my gag reflex to choke down. The stuff that tastes so nasty it should be used for enhanced interregation at Gitmo. The stuff that should be classified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction and placed under the control of UN weapons inspectors. And the stuff that made you almost go away until I ran out last week.
If I have to force this stuff down my throat, I will. You're going away now.
We're now on week FIVE of this damned thing. Fine, dandy, I no longer sound like a muppet, but it doesn't change the whole "coughing until you bruise the diaphram and destroy my appitite.
And for what? The occasional bit of gunk??
No more. The codeine didn't do a blessed thing. So I got the stuff that almost beat you to a standstill last week:
See that? It's the stuff I have to fight my gag reflex to choke down. The stuff that tastes so nasty it should be used for enhanced interregation at Gitmo. The stuff that should be classified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction and placed under the control of UN weapons inspectors. And the stuff that made you almost go away until I ran out last week.
If I have to force this stuff down my throat, I will. You're going away now.
