ARRRRGHHH!!!

[patgund]

Well, Burger King has a website for their "Flame" perfume, (for the gentleman who wants to smell like a whopper) over at:

Fire meets Desire

Well they show you what one can expect when you spray the "virtual" bottle of scent.....

1 - Candlelight and a warm bath. Nice
2 - Didn't I see this as the opening for "Family Affair"??
3 - Ah, wine and companionship.
4 - KILL IT!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!
5 - A secluded romantic island....
6 - Fire popping in the grate, soft jazz, and you.
7 - That is a lovely waterfall. And I can think of lovely things to do with a willing beloved
8 - THE GOGGLES!! THEY DO NOTHING!!! HOW CAN THEY ABUSE A FUR RUG LIKE THAT!?!?!
9 - Oh, purr, a backrub and massage would feel SO good right now.
10 - Moonrise, hand in hand with someone I love. Yes.
11 - Love poetry. How delightful
12 - I DON'T WANT MY EYES ANYMORE..............
13 - Seaside dinner for two.
14 - Strawberries, chocolate, and thou.
15 - Yes, a bubble bath would feel nice.
16 - GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT LOTION!!!
17 - Roses.
18 - A boat to an island to explore
19 - The firelight again.
20 - NO, I don't want to hear you read poetry. Or anything else. I WANT YOU TO DIE YOU FREAK!!! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!

If you REALLY need to get some, here you go