Accidently??

[patgund]

There's careless, and then there's "dumber than a Yugo full of anvils".

Ouch! Man lops his willy off

"A CARELESS man is in hospital after slicing off his penis and flushing it away down the loo.
Medics in Serbia managed to save 45-year-old Ratko Dudic’s life.

But they couldn't fish out his severed manhood from the town’s main drains.

Urologist Dr Branko Potic from the Nis Clinical Centre said: “The patient’s life is not in danger.”