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And yes, that was the headline......

Sex-Doll Threesome Man Gets Off

"George Bartusek, who got freaky with two blow-up sex dolls in a grocery store parking lot, won't do jail time, a judge has ruled.

Bartusek was let off with six months probation for his open-air synthetic threesome in a Publix Parking Lot in Cape Coral in February.

Stunned onlookers had seen the 51-year-old inappropriately touching his -- ahem -- companions in plain sight.

"As I walk by I saw this guy with two blow up dolls kissing them and bouncing them and trying to get people's attention," a female witness told WPBF after the incident.

"It's just crazy, you know, and I'm with my daughter and she couldn't believe what we were seeing," added another witness, Arthur Castro.

Bartusek, like his blow-up friends, stayed silent as he left court after the sentencing yesterday, refusing to answer any reporters' questions.

Charged with breach of peace and trespassing, Bartusek was facing a year in jail for his escapade.

Now he'll likely have to go to Winn-Dixie for groceries -- the judge told him he isn't welcome back at Publix."

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