What a way to go.....

[patgund]

Man Killed After Falling Into Vat Of Chocolate

"A man is dead after reportedly falling into a chocolate melting pot in Pennsauken Wednesday morning, CBS station KYW-TV reports. Crews were called to Lyons and Sons in the 700 block of North 36th Street after reports of a man stuck in a chocolate melting tank. The victim was said to have been trapped in the vat for nearly 10 minutes before being freed. He was pronounced dead at the scene. Further details were unavailable. The incident remains under investigation."

Comments

Was His Name Agustus, By Chance?

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?

I don't like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do

Re: Was His Name Agustus, By Chance?

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that was my first thought too. *chuckle*

Re: Was His Name Agustus, By Chance?

[cormac.livejournal.com]

Same here.

[stoutfellow.livejournal.com]

Hunh. The Smothers Brothers had a song on the subject. ("Why'd you yell 'FIRE' when you fell into the chocolate?")

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

Because if I yelled "Chocolate", no one would come to rescue me.

(yes, I have the piece on my iPod)

[cormac.livejournal.com]

No! Not the chocolate! The beautiful, beautiful chocolate!

[dieppe.livejournal.com]

My first thought was "Hmmm.. Death by Chocolate..."

[ckgriffin.livejournal.com]

1st thought... death by chocolate
2nd thought... what a waste of chocolate