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So [livejournal.com profile] seattlejo and I saw flyers and signs for a "community dinner". We checked. It's hosted by Assemblies of God.

My first comment was "I thought He came pre-assembled. Does one need an allen wrench?"

Is God a flat-pack?

Date: 2009-07-17 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aeddie.livejournal.com
Are services held at Ikea?

Date: 2009-07-17 06:11 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] spiffikins
IKEA is occasionally my idea of paradise...

Date: 2009-07-17 07:44 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] dieppe.livejournal.com
Their god is Thor!?

Dammit I was thinking "Ikea" too! Had to go with something different!

Thor---with an allen wrench?

Date: 2009-07-17 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] selenesue.livejournal.com
The same joke was made frequently by members of the LASFS when the neighboring "First Assembly of God" church was fully enclosed by scaffolding and covers for remodeling. "They're building a god in there!" /rimshot

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