patgund | "I'll take 'useless internet petitions' for $500, Alex"

Somebody has issues. Like an entire collection of National Geographic's worth of issues.

"Cover Giada De Laurentiis's cleavage on Food Network

Target: Food Network Giada De Laurentiis Cooking Baking Television Shows
Sponsored by: Wesley

Although Giada may be a competent chef, she is a disturbance and promotes sexuality to innocent viewers, including children. Her excessive cleavage-revealing outfits are not appropriate for a learning show. Focus should not be directed toward the host's outfit but toward the element that he or she is producing. Because of this distraction, I think it is fitting that the viewers that feel the same way I do express their emotions."

So far the petition has been signed by "Yumyum Twocup", "ChiChi Maidenform", "Hallelujah Headlights", "Herbie Mounds", "Angus Takenruffly", "Cleve Age", "Mammy Graham", and "Erin Gobraughless", among others.