Times are tough all over

[patgund]

Jonah Falcon, Man With World's Largest Penis, Unemployed In New York

"At first glance, Jonah Falcon is just another statistic.

Unemployed and living with his mother, Falcon is but one of the 20% of working-age American men without a job. Yet Falcon has something no other man has: the record for the world's largest penis.

Yes, that's a fact.

Since being profiled in Rolling Stone and appearing in an HBO documentary about his 13.5 inch penis, the 39-year-old Brooklyn native has struggled to find a steady job and is now living at home with his mother.

Falcon had been working as a video game reviewer for a website as well as a small-time actor. But in a recent interview with Sphere, Falcon talks about how he his now "between jobs" due to the "rough economy."

And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

I'm suspecting nobody takes him seriously now, but.......

Comments

[cormac.livejournal.com]

But hey, at least he still has his dignity. All 13.5" of it (AS SEEN ON ROLLING STONE!)

[electorprince.livejournal.com]

He could always just strip. A little imagination is sometimes required to dodge around those pesky moral dilemmas.

[loli-cat.livejournal.com]

Hmm, seem to remember a guy with something like 15" back in the mid-late 80s but then again he may be dead of aids or something by now. Besides he didn't have the validity of ROLLING STONE!! (smirk)

[dieppe.livejournal.com]

Pics please! I mean.. uh.. never mind..

Seriously though, what kind of car does he drive? A Cadillac Escalade or a Mini Cooper?