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Groundhog Birthers - Birther Update

The birthers continue to make as much sense as vegan baalut. Dr. Orly continues her quo warranto crusade, which will make sure that the phrase "quo warranto" will become the new birtherstani mantra. Dr. Orly also is trying to pawn more and more of the scutwork (like contacting agencies and bitching to facebook) on her cavity creeps. Philip Berg starts to make a comeback in rallying the troops, (and getting his hands on their money), another birther case bites the dust. Keyes v Bowen shambles though the appeal court process, Dr. Orly proves there's not a Obama-slamming article she doesn't like, even if she's unclear on who actually wrote it.

Victoria Jackson continues to act like her airheaded stage personna, Christopher-Earl Strunk wants in on Dr. Orly's quo warranto action. Larry Wells is pissed at Glenn Beck for not taking them seriously, Dr. Orly gets lost on her way to find out how to run for office, and Philip Berg wants all the birthers to SEND HIM THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES! Andy Martin is told by the voters "no, you can't have a run for senate, not yours". CEL3 and Lucas Smith have decided they want to run for office, and Obama himself needles the birthers at the National Prayer Breakfast.