He's baaaaack..........

[patgund]

Florida vampire to run for president

"Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.

Sharkey, 45, spent Friday on a Greyhound bus with his new fiancee, Audrianna Foster, a 19-year-old girl from Ohio he met online. She too believes she is a vampire, or vampyre.

"I haven't dated a girl older than 19 since 2006," said the Tampa man as his 19-year-old daughter and his 2-year-old grandson met him at the Greyhound station. "It's good to be me."

"The Impaler" claims he's a direct descendent of Vlad II the Impaler, better known as Dracula.

He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P."

Comments

[janeelliot.livejournal.com]

I can't tell you how happy I am that he's running as a Republican.

[kd5mdk.livejournal.com]

On the one hand, silver bullets are expensive. On the other hand, "Silver Bear" is cheap. On the gripping hand, Metal Detectors will do a very poor job to detecting stakes, so the Secret Service would find him very hard to defend.

However, I suspect Karl Rove would kill him (being a werewolf and all).

[khavrinen.livejournal.com]

Wait, so he believes that he's a vampire, and he's been living in Florida?! Am I the only one who finds this a little weird? I suppose next we'll be hearing about a werewolf from Silver City?