*chuckle*

[patgund]

Comments

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Hee!

[stoutfellow.livejournal.com]

As usual, I see ambiguity everywhere. Is he promising not to kill you if you feed him, or simply declaring that he won't kill and eat you?

[jkusters]

Oooo, very good question. Maybe he'd kill you and mount you over his fireplace, but definitely NOT eat you.

[dragon-feather.livejournal.com]

With the simple removal of two words, this klingon would be swimming in food: Not, and You.