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patgundDispatches from Birtherstan - 2 December 2010
In today's dispatches, the verdict is in and Fitzpatrick is going to be in the greybar hotel for a few more weeks, with a year of minding his p's and q's afterwards. The Pest and eFail tries to spin the results for their audience. World Nut Daily is demanding to know how dare Anderson Cooper use "facts" and "evidence" to contradict the birtherstani. Off-Shore Jobs Bob talks of retiring the Fantasy Tiddywinks League, and shows his unique brand of patriotism along the way, (here's a hint, Comrade Campbell seems to be happy there). And Philip Berg announces that he's going to flog one of his many dead horses all the way up to a Supreme Court rejection.
