Dispatches from Birtherstan - 26-28 March 2011

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 26-28 March 2011

In today's dispatches, Donald Trump has become the latest Great White Hope of birtherstan. The jury seems to be out on if he actually believes it or is simply media whoring for the attention, though his advisor is a familiar name in the world of GOP dirty tricks. The judge in Barnett v Dunn makes a decision, and Pam Barnett isn't happy with it.

"Butterdezillion" is spouting every tired old birther claim out there into a big ol' birther frittata. The courts tell Featherrate and Paraclete "no". The Pest and eFail does a guest blog about how much BETTER things would be without that pesky "Wong Kim Ark" decision 113 years ago. Dr. Orly tries to shove her way into a completely unrelated case.

The herd at the Pest and eFail is all moist about the idea of a Trump/Vallely ticket. Dr. Orly shows an inability to understand the courts directions - still. Meanwhile one of her cavity creeps posts a piece of irony.

Sharon Rondeau may be a professional seditionist, but "One Pissed-off Vietnam Vet" is rapidly showing himself to be an active amateur on the subject. We have a visit to Walter Fitzpatrick circa 2006, which shows not much has changed. Anti-Semitic internet outhouse Andy Martin tries to dry-hump Donald Trump's leg. In the birtherstani civil war, the courts tell Dr. Orly "no". Meanwhile Dr. Orly tries to recapture the sedition and blatant racism in comments crown from the Pest and eFail.

And Donald Trump releases a hospital birth certificate that completely fails to meet any of the qualifications the birthers (and the various birther bills out there) demand Obama's birth certificate meets. Which doesn't stop the birthers, Dr. Kate in particular, from absolutely wetting their pants in sheer ecstasy, like a particularly slow dog piddling on the rug over and over again.