Dispatches from Birtherstan - 8-11 July 2011

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 8-11 July 2011

In today's dispatches, looks like the birtherstani are starting to wake up from their torpor. Little Sammy Sewell piddles on the carpet over a locked to the public mass email from "Tea Party Nation". Convicted forger and felon Lucas Smith is out on parole and dining with familiar friends. Not to mention still trying to convince people his fake Kenyan birth certificate is, of course, real.

James Manning has a new idea - yet another fake trial, with Manning himself as the chief prosecutor. Don't know yet if they're going to draw the jury from the same pool of birther sites they used last time. Dean Haskins is promoting the hell out of his birther summit, billed as a meeting for all birthers (provided they kiss Dr. Orly's ring and believe exactly the same as he does that is.) Meanwhile, Walter Fitzpatrick thinks Haskins is focusing on the wrong issue.

Sellin has another seditionberry. Vallely's mythical CIA agents appear all over the place. Apuzzo has a new legal hemorrhoid to inflict on people. Looks like Sharon Rondeau has been birthing, lying, and being racist for a while now. Some of Dr. Kate's floaters want her to surf to the aid of Dr. Orly. WIlliam Lolli Lolli Lolli (get your nutjobs here) thinks Obama is using some super secret birther judo to foil the Republicans.

The Pest and eFail continues their whiney letter parade, with excursions into bad poetry and requests for law enforsement to overthrow the government, thanks. Ron Ewart has a bold new plan for the birthers - more lawsuits!! And Dr. Kate looks at the media and goes "well isn't that special......"