Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-28 September 2011

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 27-28 September 2011

In today's dispatches, World Nut Daily reports on what the aptly-named Gary Kreep wants from the Supreme Court - namely for them to consider the appeal of Keyes v Bowen. And a pony. Squeeky Fromm shows us that while she's crazy, she's not crazy enough to be a de Vattelist.

Dr. Orly tries to cheerlead Daryn Moran's "arrest" plans. The Pest and eFail does some changes, Dr. Orly calls on Ed Koch to help her, Ed Koch replies by endorsing Obama. Dr. Orly is also trying to get her "Look at MEEEE!!!!" act in front of ANYONE in Congress. Loudon and Monroe Counties play prisoner ping-pong.

We have some projection from OPOVV. Unlicensed "pastoral therapist" Sammie Sewell gets a "bug off" email from law enforcement. Gary Kreep finds out Keyes v Bowen is dead and no, he can't has pony, not his.

Finally, Daryn Moran seems to have gotten an early morning visit from a sheriff and two humourless Secret Service agents, who proceed to tell him just how the cow ate the cabbage........