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patgundDispatches from Birtherstan - 18-21 October 2011
In today's dispatches, Thomas MacLearan has a damp daydream about his presidency, which seems to involve as step one "using the Constitution for toilet paper". Lawrence Sellin's new home away from Helsinki home seems to be the Pest and eFail, and he's rather upset at the GOP.
The de Vattelist wing of birtherstani makes their stink known in Sen. Marco Rubio's life. Dean Haskins seems to not only want to be the birtherstani political officer, but it's chief mullah as well.
Darren Huff seems to be doing his best to screw up his defense, and Walter Fitzpatrick seems to be turning into a mobile hazmat zone. And Dr. Orly seems to think that birther bill 2.0 next year will do the trick.
