Dispatches from Birtherstan - 25-28 October 2011

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 25-28 October 2011

Apologizes for no updates on Wednesday, but I had the chance to spend some family time.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, Charles Dyer seems to be having some attorney problems, and hasn't figured out his fellow "oathkeepers" don't want anything to do with him. Speaking of oafkeepers, pink plastic phallus owner/operator Darren Huff toodles his ugly truck to the courthouse to find out the verdict of his case. Hope he had someone to drive it home.

Dr. Orly goes "screw Jerome Corsi, I'm gonna grab me some hot sheriff Joe action!", much to Corsi's dismay. Meanwhile she asks an appeal to her appeal in Washington DC, and lets hope her Hawaii tickets for the 21 of November were non-refundable. "Martha Trowbridge" builds a conspiracy about Malcolm X's specs.

John Dummett becomes the birtherstani's latest great white hope, with not one but two lawsuits. Curiously enough, neither are in his home state of California, with a federal one in Arizona and a state one in Tennessee. However, the lawsuits are such that there's not enough nitrous for Dr. Orly to touch them.

Rick Perry plays birther flirty games, which causes some in the GOP to say "knock it off, you're making us look stupid." Joseph Farah is also upset at Rowe and willing to throw GW Bush to the lions in the process. Tribble mobility scooter Donald Trump remains in birtherstan. Lawrence Sellin is upset that Karl Rowe is actually speaking the truth about the birthers. Dr. Orly plans to lose to Sen. Diane Feinstein in 2012.

Professional seditionist Sharon Rondeau is trying to say "see, Lucas Smith's Kenyan birth certificate is real, honest, no, really!" And Thomas MacLeran continues to daydream about winning the presidency.