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patgundDispatches from Birtherstan - 13-14 December 2011
In today's dispatches, Arizona's birther bill may get shocked back to shambling unlike for a third time. Dr. Orly starts to aggressively court plaintiffs for her ballot jihads, including a conspiracy nutter for one and a convicted rapist for another.
The "Chicago Liberal Examiner" publishes some of the letters she got from the charming, polite birtherstani. Thomas MacLeran shows delusions of adequacy and has decided he's going to be the grand general of the upcoming coup himself. Dr. Orly downloads a pre-signed subpoena form and sends off a raft of special subpoenas that have the birtherstani peeing on the carpet in delight.
Swiftboat liar Jerome Corsi is upset that the birthers favorite tribble mobility scooter won't pony up some TrumpBucks to help the cause. And Ed Hale tries to get the court - or Berg - to dismiss Linda Starr due to illness.
