Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29-30 December 2011

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 29-30 December 2011

In today's dispatches, Dr. Orly seems to be opening up a second birtherstani civil war with anyone who won't kowtow and kiss her liposuctioned tush. An attorney in Massachusetts who claimed to be a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim is told he can't sue a newspaper for reporting that he's a birther that believes Obama was a Muslim.

Newt Gingrich frankly dismisses the birthers, causing some to frankly scream "say it isn't so Newtie!!" Birthers in Georgia want a special grand jury to investigate the Secretary of State for Georgia for the crime of not being a birther. New York and Arizona get their own birther ballot jihads. Matt Romney makes a birther joke and attempts to walk it back.

It looks like the amount of complaints the birthers sent the New Hampshire Department of State is in the double digits. And while Dr. Orly is starting a second birther civil war, the first one is still going on.