Dispatches from Birtherstan - 14-15 February 2012

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 14-15 February 2012

In today's dispatches, "The Daily Pen" comes up with yet another crazy theory. More conspiracy goodness in the aftermath of the Georgia Birther Ballot Jihad hearing. Van Irion and Dr. Orly both file their appeals of their loss to an empty table.

Birther Report exaggerates a bit. Dr. Kate continues to explore the bottom of Lake Conspiracy, where the water tells her things. Terrible things. Meanwhile, James Manning wants the birtherstani to please dig deep for Dr. Kate, Walter Fitzpatrick, And Terry Lakin for having sacrificed so much for their paranoid delusions.

Dr. Orly tries to get her birther on with Newt Gingrich. Dean Haskins continues to try and tell his fellow birtherstani that the Nitrous Queen has no clothes. Thomas MacLeran continues to show his islamophobia, while Padawan Pauly wants people to PLEASE pay attention to his Sacred Sperm of Citizenship theory. Because, as you know, the founding fathers only wanted patriotic, red, white and blue, flag-waving tadpoles to knock up American Uteri.

The aptly named Gary Kreep catches the office bug. The American Stinker shows some interesting racism. Kansas, New Hampshire and Missouri try for "Birther Bill 2.0 - Beyond Thunderdome". And Dr. Orly ratchets up the crazy to the point she's almost screaming for Obama's death.