Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-13 April 2012

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 10-13 April 2012

In today's dispatches, at least one claim that Obama is currently under arrest, (one supposes for the crime of "Presidenting While Black"). Certain members of Joe Arpaio's legal team now share a distinction with CEL3 - namely disbarrment. Rumours fly that the Maricopa CCCP is rehashing the Trowbridge claims.

The DoJ is getting annoyed with Arpaio. Neal Turner shows a racist and mean-spirited streak. Mario Apuzzo and Nicholas Purpura are told by the State of New Jersey the word "No". The State of Georgia tells Dr. Orly's sock puppet "No." The US District Court in Tennessee tells Van Irion "No." Charles Kerchner throws a tantrum over the word "No".

The Western Center for "Journalism" unleashes birther flying monkeys to harass elected officials. We have some birtherism from across the pond. Arizona teahaddists and Dr. Orly are upset that their unconstitutional petition is being ignored by that state's GOP leadership.

One of World Nut Daily and Western Center for "Journalism" sugar daddies is discovered. The California GOP may be trying to figure out how to keep from getting Taitz splattered all over them. One of Rick Santorum's sugar daddies makes an assassination joke. And Birther Report gets more and more vile.