Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 April 2012

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 14-18 April 2012

I'm on vacation this week, so things are a bit delayed.

Anyway, in today's dispatches, the little birtherpoolza that Rudy "Lonestar1776" is putting together is shaping up to be just chock full o' seditionist nuts. Including the pastor of Rudy's church. Dr. Orly decides to start subpoenaing people for her Mississippi Birther Ballot Jihad, and THEN ask for permission from the judge. Which she's annoyed with already for not playing step in' fetch it sufficiently for Dr. Orly's liking.

Ed Hale should stick to making up stories about bigfoot. Ann Barnhardt puts on a show that should borrow some props from a Gallagher concert. Van Irion finally manages to make proper service, and gets called out for his little tricks. Dr. Kate is projecting, (and still thinks that Lame Cherry is just peachy keen A-OK.)

World Nut Daily breathlessly reports that Rush Limbaugh can't seem to figure out his phone. Dr. Orly is upset that World Nut Daily isn't breathlessly reporting her usual loads of dingo droppings. Ted Nugent is insane. Larry Klayman wants his $hare of Birther$tani Buck$, and Dr. Orly goes "not $o fa$t". And Joe Arpaio is in increasingly hot water.