So, so true…..

[patgund]

"This is why my Number One piece of helpful advice to people who are about to move, especially for the first time, is always:

DON'T DO IT! SET FIRE TO YOUR HOUSEHOLD GOODS RIGHT NOW AND WALK AWAY FROM THEM WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A BACKWARD GLANCE! THIS WILL BE EASIER, IN THE LONG RUN!

Of course you think I'm just kidding, and by the time you realize I'm not, you'll already be in your new home, trying unsuccessfully to locate something to slash your wrists with…"

- Dave Barry, "Homes and Other Black Holes"

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[silkensteel.livejournal.com]

The razors are packed in the box marked "Books - Tampons - Sex Toys - Snack Drawer." I think it's at the bottom of the stack against the wall that's still in storage.