Dispatches From Birtherstan - 13-14 September 2012

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 13-14 September 2012

In today's dispatches, Lame Cherry pulls another claim straight out of their rear. Dr. Kate promptly eats it all up. "No-Nonsense-Nancy" seems to be wanting her Very Own Secret Service Visit, while other floaters in Dr. Kate's cesspool are upset that the military hasn't overthrown the Constitution and gotten that scary black guy out of the WHITE House.

Birther Report seems to be having a contest to see just how disgustingly vile they canh get. Illinois gets a birther ballot jihad of their own. Joel Gilbert spins a conspiracy web about that evil Unionized Yakuza stronghold pretending to be a real State. Some very familiar birthers sign a very obnoxious letter. Dr. Orly may have a friend in Tagg. A birther case from another inmate, one wonders if he's too low for even Dr. Orly to handle.

But the big news is that Kansas gets their own ballot challenge. Which the birthed-flirty Secretary of State (who, amazingly enough, happens to be associated with the Mitt Romney campaign), doesn't reject out of hand but uses to play the "you better show us your papers when we tell you do, BOY" card. This makes Dr. Orly all threaty and screechy, Birther Report all racist asshatty. and the de Vattelist birther who filed it all "oopsie, can I withdraw it please?? My baddy"