Dispatches From Birtherstan - 6-7 November 2012

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Dispatches From Birtherstan - 6-7 November 2012

In today's dispatches, the birtherstani go into election day pull of pep and vim and vigor, certain that their "any day now" has finally arrives, and that Mitt Romney all arrive on his white horse and save them all from the horrors of having that scary black guy as President again.

As we well know, the birthers are quite used to disappointment by now.

Dr. Orly's Kansas Birther Ballot Jihad case is dismissed. Sharon Meroni wants to kick the votes of senior citizens to the curb. A flight of birther fantasy. Walter Fitzpatrick is trying to get the birtherstani to pay attention to him. PUMA Pac gets their kitty treats out and sits down to a delightful night of watching that uppity man who defeated Dear Hillary and Saint Sarah Moosekiller get his just reward.

Meanwhile, in the Reality-Based community, the United States re-elects Barack Obama for a second term as president.

This goes has well as can be expected among the birtherstani. The pimple on the undead ferret's butt screams bloody murder. Dr. Orly tries to rally the birtherstani faithful before clutching her pearls and weeping over the horror of it all. Joseph Farah needs a little cheese with his whine. George Miller is looking forward to the destruction of the United States and the upcoming revolution, as do the inmates at Birther Report.

A couple of Dr. Orly's plaintiffs need to find a new line of work. Dr. Kate has a meltdown, the floaters in her septic tank are in shock. And Ulsterman hears from his breakfast cereal about the election.