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patgundDispatches From Birtherstan - 4-5 December 2012
In today's dispatches, we're seeing an outbreak of the winter 2012 strain of "anydaynowitis". Sadly, there is no treatment for the afflicted. We also have some serious strains of pain in the rear, and some chronic cluelessness.
Walter Fitzpatrick may get a chance to see how he looks in stripes again. A random call for a military coup. Van Irion gets a bill for his disservices. Disbarred attorney Montgomery Sibley and Dr. Orly have a bit of a spat.
We have the undead birther bill. Dr. Orly shows her amazing ability to put two and two together and come up with pancake. And an amusing audio from a random birther nitwit.
