Dispatches from Birtherstan - 30 April - 1 May 2013

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Dispatches from Birtherstan - 30 April - 1 May 2013

In today's dispatches, Carl Gallups continues to fluff Zullo's junk and promise the moon. He's also annoyed that debunkers are calling him a liar. (the obvious solution for that would be for him to stop lying, but so it goes.) Dr. Orly's cavity creeps are getting restless. Birther Report releases findings from former PUMA Mara Zebest and "Pixel Patriot" that the long form submitted in Alabama is another supposed forgery. Instead of the obvious, it's a copy of a copy of a copy.

Louise Hodges shows the same firm grasp on reality as a greased pig on an astro-glide covered slip and slide. World Nut Daily tries to spin the Alabama court filing, all without noting their ties to key players. Someone works on a biography of President Obama in Hawaii. Birthers get cranky.

Christa Chantal Allen reappears, in all her racist glory. No puppets this time though, but she doesn't need the puppets to show what utter slime she is. Martha Trowbridge uses the Alabama case to pimp her Malcolm X theory. And Linda Bentley tries to show Zullo she's just as skilled at hand jobs as those Gillar and Gallups strumpets.