A blast from the past.
Jun. 19th, 2014 08:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
patgundDear Lady Plushbottom Glitterfart.
What a surprise to find your latest eBay spell listing and Midsummer newsletter had somehow escaped my spam filter!
When reading it, my initial reaction was that a 90's GeoCities webpage had thrown up. Once I got past the purple text on a baby blue background, I was able to read about your plans for the Grove of the Fluffy Unicorn Bunnies' Midsummer celebration.
Based upon the wording and tone, I'm led to believe the highlight of this event will be the Care Bears calling the quarters and the Teletubbies performing the Great Rite. While I'm sure such things would be spectacular to observe, sadly, time, money, and my blood sugar levels will keep me from attending.
Thank you for your time, and I look forward to seeing how future emails get around my spam blocks.
Sincerely
- Patrick
What a surprise to find your latest eBay spell listing and Midsummer newsletter had somehow escaped my spam filter!
When reading it, my initial reaction was that a 90's GeoCities webpage had thrown up. Once I got past the purple text on a baby blue background, I was able to read about your plans for the Grove of the Fluffy Unicorn Bunnies' Midsummer celebration.
Based upon the wording and tone, I'm led to believe the highlight of this event will be the Care Bears calling the quarters and the Teletubbies performing the Great Rite. While I'm sure such things would be spectacular to observe, sadly, time, money, and my blood sugar levels will keep me from attending.
Thank you for your time, and I look forward to seeing how future emails get around my spam blocks.
Sincerely
- Patrick
