Stupidest Republician Stunt Ever
Jul. 6th, 2004 11:35 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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selenite)
And I thought that "Star Spangled Ice Cream" was a silly idea. Well, someone, marketing to a group that seems to be terrified that they might somehow add to the 4% of H.J Heinz that Teresa Kerry owns, has come up with this idea.
W Ketchup
From their site:
"The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American.".
Okay, define "American". Southwest?? Tex-Mex?? New England Style?? Southern?? Cajun?? Hawaiian??
And:
"You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?
Which ignores the fact that the H.J. Heinz company donated more money to the GOP than to the Democrats. Oh, wait, Heinz = Kerry, that's right. Don't let facts get in the way of polemics.
The mind just boggles.......
selenite)And I thought that "Star Spangled Ice Cream" was a silly idea. Well, someone, marketing to a group that seems to be terrified that they might somehow add to the 4% of H.J Heinz that Teresa Kerry owns, has come up with this idea.
W Ketchup
From their site:
"The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American.".
Okay, define "American". Southwest?? Tex-Mex?? New England Style?? Southern?? Cajun?? Hawaiian??
And:
"You don’t support Democrats. Why should your ketchup?
Which ignores the fact that the H.J. Heinz company donated more money to the GOP than to the Democrats. Oh, wait, Heinz = Kerry, that's right. Don't let facts get in the way of polemics.
The mind just boggles.......
