This explains a lot....

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"Ode to the Lima Bean"
- Flying Fish Sailors


In the Garden of Eden long ago
When Eve she tempted Adam so
There wasn't an apple to be seen
She tempted him with a lima bean
All mankind's sins trace to the root
Not of some forbidden fruit
But to that vegetable small and green
The hideous, loathsome, lima bean

Chorus

The scourge of the Earth is small and green
It's the hideous, loathsome, Lima Bean


The extinction of the dinosaur
Is not a mystery anymore
No giant comet hit the land
To raise a cloud of dust and sand
And block the light of the sun from sight
And changed the day into the night
Oh no they perished when they ate
The deadly lima bean of fate!

Chorus

Bubonic plague killed one in three
In the 16th century
Black death brought Europe to it's knees
And was attributed to fleas
But now respected scientists
Say fleas were not the cause of this
Twas eating lima beans that lead
To the number of Medieval dead.

Chorus

Throughout history we have seen
The influence of this lowly bean
Is it from Satan or sent by God
This powerful humbling deadly pod
It's nor for human hearts to know
Why Satan or God has cursed us so
With this vegetable small and green
The hideous, loathsome, lima bean.

Chorus X2