(Applause)

[patgund]

Since I work in a lab where some of the people wouldn't get a clue, if they were a clue, in the middle of a herd of clues, during clue mating season, This post by noelfigart made my day.....

http://www.livejournal.com/users/noelfigart/520702.html

"For various sorts of application of cluefulness:

The Nerf Bat of Cluefulness: This is the gentle reminder, for issues that do not intrude upon the consciousness much, but are brought up in the interests of clear communication. No sting here. Just a sensation of having been touched.
The Whiffle Bat of Cluefulness: Intended for a minor issue, or an issue that has been upgraded due to the failure of the Nerf Bat of Cluefulness. Slight sting.
The Clue Bat: The standard clue bat. Used when repeated applications of the Whiffle Bat of Cluefulness has not worked, or for an issue that is Seriously Important. Produces an Ow! sensation
The Cricket Bat of Love and Wonder: Used when repeated attempts at the Clue Bat have not worked, and is a desperate measure. Use with caution, as a heavy application will knock the recipient for a loop if applied skillfully.

Comments

[cahwyguy.livejournal.com]

Which one is made from clue-by-fours?

[catmcroy.livejournal.com]

You so need the Cricket Bat of Love and Wonder *giggles*

[jadine.livejournal.com]

where some of the people wouldn't get a clue, if they were a clue, in the middle of a herd of clues, during clue mating season

I love this line.