Coming soon to a road near you!

[patgund]

Afraid that a Hummer is too small for you?? Needing to make up for any "shortcomings"? Want to overwhelm anything else on the road?? Well, let Navistar's new CXT pickup make you feel like the king of the road again!!

Yes, the CXT, based on the same platform as Navistar's tow trucks and cement mixers and standing 9 feet tall, will tower over anything else on the road. Starting at $93,000 and up, this monster pickup will make up for your personal "poor performance".

Truck maker will sell giant pickup - Navistar starts marketing cement mixer-based truck that dwarfs the Hummer and the F-350.

Coming soon, the 18-wheeler based SUV.........

Comments

[ag-unicorn.livejournal.com]

"It's not going to fit into the standard garage," said Mark Oberle, a spokesman for Navistar, based in Warrenville, Ill., outside Chicago. "We can see it as a vehicle for business people who want to make a distinct impression. For personal use, it's for people who want to make a statement."

Yeah...a statement like, "My cock is 2mm in diameter and about 10mm long."

*shakes head*

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Everytime I see a picture of that thing, my first comment is "Man, I didn't even think they made penises that small!"