Okay.....

[patgund]

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	go for your morning walk, informing all other passing pedestrians about the importance of proper badger safety.
Then, after lunch...	superglue your neighbor's cat to his head and sell tickets to passerby to come witness "The Living Toupee".
Dinner will consist of...	the souls of all those who do not acknowledge the true scope of your dark power, with scones.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	have a drink at your local coffee shop, where you take great joy in unplugging people's laptops at random and giggling at their misery.
At the height of your madness, you will call	farmount
And the two of you will proceed to...	tag-team wrestle people as they come out of bars, whether they want to or not.
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Comments

[caprine.livejournal.com]

Badger safety is very important. One is warned that, when installing Linux on a dead badger, "Zombie badgers can move at great speeds, and are prone to sudden acceleration; use proper caution when driving your zombie badger. Do not allow your zombie badger to consume mushrooms or African snakes, or your badger may emit catchy techno music. Do not taunt zombie badgers. Prolonged use of a zombie badger may cause acne, insomnia, leprosy, unusual weather, or the end of time. Please dispose of your zombie badgers properly; consult your local recycling company for proper disposal protocols."

[winterlion.livejournal.com]

oh. waooww.
lol

[catmcroy.livejournal.com]

thank you for a well-needed laugh!

[farmount.livejournal.com]

I'm still waiting for that damn phone call...

Or you can ping me via e-mail and I can use nifty Vonage minutes to chat with you. It's been a while, and from your postings you need people to chat with, so drop the e-mail already!

[winterlion.livejournal.com]

Wow. LOL
Thank you!!!