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Are Australian Men *really* that desperate???

(Link gakked from

blackthornglade)

Boyfriend for a Month (eBay.com.au)

I like the questions and answers...

"Q: Do you only cater for women? or do you also provide your services to men who's partners are away & need some attention!!
A: Hmmm. I don't have any experience in romancing men, so I'm not sure how I'd go, but hey, I could give it a bash. "I love the way your eyes glimmer in the light of the Friday Night Footy on TV?" "Hold me with the passion that you hold your beer can?" Hmmm. I'll have to practice that one.

Q: At the end of this whirlwind romance, who breaks it off?
A: I'm guessing it will probably be me. But I'll be very gentle. It's not you, it's me? Hehe. Who knows, maybe my poems and songs will be so bad I'll get dumped before the end of the month.

Q: Hello, I was just wondering if I bid and was successful if the item was transferrable to someone else, i.e., could I win auction on someone elses behalf. Thanks
A: Sure thing! Once the auction's over, just provide me with the name and address of who I need to be contacting. No problem at all.

Q: Does he make coffee?
A: ...AND scrambled eggs to die for!