No, this is wrong. With an extra helping of wrong on top.

[patgund]

(gakked from blackthornglade)

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Comments

[winterlion.livejournal.com]

okay...
strangely I can see where this would come from.

It's still scary.
wow.

[tepintzin.livejournal.com]

I can only guess at badira's response...it'd probably involve deep bloody scratches and howling.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

From what you told me about her, even after she passed on.

[firedrake-mor.livejournal.com]

Ehh, Tegan's such a pillow dog anyway, I'm not sure there'd be much difference *grin*. On the other hand, it IS a bit macabre.

[patgund.livejournal.com]

Pillows don't get into the chocolate.

Though I prefer Tegan just the way she is.......(chuckle)

[pooklaroux.livejournal.com]

Make my beloved cat into a throw pillow so the furries who are left can piss on him in territorial delight? No, I don't think so. I am already planning on getting one of those gemstones made from crematory ashes. I am one of those crazy people who really loves her cat, so I will totally lose it when he dies. I'm not sure anything will be able to make it up to me.

[angelique69.livejournal.com]

A life stone from your cat would be a lovely thing. You could even have it set into a cat ring or pendent. Blessed Be, Angelique

[selenesue.livejournal.com]

Aside from all the creepy feelings... Our dear departed Sheila had a lovely coat but it became less soft and luscious when she got elderly.

Maybe not pillows but garments. Catskin gloves, highly traditional and the only way to get a cat to make itself useful. [JUST A JOKE, DON'T HUNT ME DOWN AND CLAW ME PLEASE.]

[dragon-feather.livejournal.com]

::All over body shudder, three times, one for each paragraph:: Ick.

Yet, oddly entertaining.