Ewww......
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patgundBrain hurts.......stomach churns......
Cheney Was a Nude Model
"Cheney even has a following among gay men. "It's cool that he's got a gay daughter," observes Dennis du Bois, 41. "But it's hot that he's got that monster between his legs. I mean, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! Yowzah!"
Cheney is the latest among a string of Washington politicians with unusual backgrounds. According to reliable inside sources, California Senator Barbara Boxer earned extra cash jumping out of cakes at bachelor parties. Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy worked one summer as a male escort, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was the cover girl three times for Black Booty magazine, and First Lady Laura Bush worked briefly as a "fluffer," -- a woman whose job it is to keep male adult film stars in a continual state of arousal."
(Chuckle) Okay, it's the Weekly World News, so it's not even close to journalism even by current media whore standards. It's still an amusing concept though.
And the funniest thing is that there are people out there who *believe* the Weekly World News......
Cheney Was a Nude Model
"Cheney even has a following among gay men. "It's cool that he's got a gay daughter," observes Dennis du Bois, 41. "But it's hot that he's got that monster between his legs. I mean, talk about a weapon of mass destruction! Yowzah!"
Cheney is the latest among a string of Washington politicians with unusual backgrounds. According to reliable inside sources, California Senator Barbara Boxer earned extra cash jumping out of cakes at bachelor parties. Massachusetts Senator Ted Kennedy worked one summer as a male escort, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice was the cover girl three times for Black Booty magazine, and First Lady Laura Bush worked briefly as a "fluffer," -- a woman whose job it is to keep male adult film stars in a continual state of arousal."
(Chuckle) Okay, it's the Weekly World News, so it's not even close to journalism even by current media whore standards. It's still an amusing concept though.
And the funniest thing is that there are people out there who *believe* the Weekly World News......
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